Today in an hour long nap I had the following four part dream. Or maybe it was three dreams including one with two parts. I don't know. Anyway...
Part 1:
My dad and I were at Ronald Reagan park, except there was a lake and more nature. Some zoo employees were at the park with a trained duck. It didn't do any crazy tricks or anything, but you could tell it was a well behaved duck.
Part 2:
I'm working for Dr. House at his hospital. I realize something and come running outside to where he's talking to a patient. It ends up that he's saying the same thing I was. He tells me "I just said the same thing, except I didn't try to put a fake big-boy voice on!" Then we told the patient that the pharmacy companies were trying to cheat them. We glared over at the lemonade stand style pharmacy behind us in which pills were kept in pizza boxes. Then I joked that with his saved money, the patient could buy some donuts at the donut stand behind the pill stand.
Part 3
This was the most vivid part of the dream and possibly the most vivid dream I've ever had. I started panicking because I couldn't figure otu if my english class was this semester or last semester (it ended up being senior year in high school). I didn't remember taking a final or writing any papers for a while, so I started thinking that I had forgotten about the class. The most realistic part was when I realized that this meant that I would have seven classes on my grade report. Anyway, I go to the teacher's website and realized that it was from last year. The syllabus was very realistic as it had some of the same assignments we had had, some new ones, and some that she had changed slightly. At this point my roommate Austin walked into our dorm. I shook my head and told him about the English class panic. We talked about how everything was pretty surreal here at the end of the semester and had a little heart to heart. We agreed on some pretty reasonable things, like that I should have gotten breakfast before my first class instead of after so that I would be more awake than if I just woke up and went straight to class.
Part 4
I'm walking on a narrow path to get to my car and talking on my phone. I see the same duck and when I get close to it it turns toward me and stood up. I saw that it was wearing blue shorts and a yellow shirt. I vaguely remembered Psyduck from Pokemon. Anyway, I ignore my phone call and say, "Hey! I saw you at the park!" I clap twice and put my hand up. The duck realizes that this is an obvious sign for a high five, claps once, and grabs my hand with his webbed hand. Then he shocks me by talking to me. He says in an excited, high pitched voice "Haha sometime it's fun when I go to the park! Ha!" Then we both start jumping around excitedly. I continued walking and matter of factly said into my phone, "Sorry, I was high fiving a duck."
Sunday, May 9, 2010
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This was really badly written. I apologize if you can't understand it or if things like shifting tenses annoy you like they annoy me. I had just woken up and was trying to watch the Braves as I wrote it.
ReplyDeleteThat was awesome.
ReplyDeleteThis is deja vu all over again...I had a recurring dream that I had messed up some class in school, ruining my chances at graduating. I had no idea the dream wasn't real...we're a couple of wachadoodles, I'm afraid.
ReplyDeleteIf I had read part 4 without knowing whose blog this was, I'd know anyway.
ReplyDeleteI just thought you might like to know.
(Mark)